A few days ago I was inexplicably struck with a craving for scones. Or biscuits. Just something rich, fluffy, buttery, and warm. A little bit salty, and a little bit sweet. Pull-apart tender and oh-so-delicious. It was a craving that had to be assuaged. Immediately.

In a quick mental debate, scones beat out biscuits in about 3.2 seconds. I knew exactly which recipe to use—the cream scones devised by the geniuses at America’s Test Kitchen. I’ve made a lot of scone recipes, and this one is the best. The richest, yes, but I’m going to put that in the ‘plus’ column. The texture is incredible, they’re quick and easy to make, and they contain a full cup of heavy cream. YES YES YES.

I didn’t want currants in mine, but I also didn’t want nothing. I wanted… Skor bars. Chopped, delicious Skor bars. Two, to be precise. Well, 1.75. I ate the last quarter. It was tasty. In the scones, things were delicious. The caramel got all chewy-gooey, and the chocolate was all sweet and melty. Omnomnom.

Cream Scones

5 tbsp butter, in 1/4″ cubes
2 cups all-purpose flour
3 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
1/2 tsp table salt
2 Skor bars, chopped
1 cup heavy cream

Move a rack to the middle of your oven, and preheat it to 425°F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper. Cube the butter and put it in the freezer while you work.

Sift the dry ingredients together. Toss in the butter cubes and cut it into the flour with a pastry cutter or two butter knives. Once none of the pieces are any bigger than rather small peas, pour in the cream and Skor pieces, and stir with a silicone spatula to bring everything together.

Tip the dough out and knead it for a few seconds to bring it all together. Pat the dough to 1″ thick, and cut into wedges, or circles using a biscuit cutter. Bake, 1–2″ apart, for 12–15 minutes, until rather well browned. Let cool (a little bit, at least), and then devour!

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